1) You don't place a single security cam on the map, not even the free ones. Free kills/assists for the enemy jungler! Hoooray!
2) You overextend and get yourself ganked. Free kills/assists for the enemy jungler! Hooora!
3) Your reaction time during ganks is over 1 hour. Every second I spend in your lane is jungle farm lost for me. Make it worth my damn time.
4) The enemy team has no jungler, you're in a solo lane, and still you can't hold it and keep asking for help. Do your damn job instead of cryin.
5) Despite all of the above, you still blame it on your jungler that you've lost your lane.